Pro-Slavery Republicans, or, "We're All Miserable Bastards"

Tonight, on an overly spicy edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we pick up on the story of a Republican lawmaker in Nevada who managed to outrage many on both sides of the aisle after it was revealed that he told a group of Republican constituents that he would vote to bring back slavery if they wanted him to.

Next, our mutual hatred and desire to see one another fail may not actually be our fault, according to a new study which shows that Schadenfreude might actually be biological, and that who the misfortune befalls is a critical factor in how we react. We'll talk about why hatin' might just be natural.

Later, while some might like it hot, in the small California town of Irwindale, some simply can't stand the heat from the trendy Asian hot sauce Sriracha. A new lawsuit suggests at least some of them are sick of the chili odor emanating from the plant that makes the sauce, which is making them feel ill.

And finally, feeling lonely? Maybe the best course of action is NOT cutting off your pecker, a lesson learned by a Chinese man who had been battling depression over his inability to find love when he made the decision to slice off his manhood this past Sunday night after work. And that's only half the story! (Get it? Half??)

All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!