Florida: Spanish for "WTF", or, "You Owe Me, Ticket Oak!"

Tonight, on a bizarre and entitled edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we take a trip back down to the social paradox that is the state of Florida with another pair of mindblowing tales that could only come from the Sunshine State.

First up, apparently life in Florida is so awful, when gotta go, it's only polite you take someone with you as authorities say a Port Richey woman suffered a serious gunshot wound after she was struck by a bullet that was fired by a man who had just committed suicide across the street.

Next, because you needed more proof that there's likely no god, a Florida babysitter who was sentenced to only 18 years in prison for aggravated manslaughter of a child and improper disposal of a human body reveals that she was paid for her shoddy services...in crack cocaine.

Later, because some feminists have way too much time on their hands, a Texas brewery is under fire for selling a beer called 'Dumb Blonde' which they claim 'goes down easy', leaving busybodies to claim the brewery is relying on 'rape culture' to sell the product, which uses a picture of a doll wearing a blonde wig on the can.

And finally, if you haven't gotten the memo about getting something for practically nothing, a man went to StubHub and purchased a ticket to Game 1 of the World Series at Fenway Park for $6. Presumably the seller screwed up (at the very least) the decimal placement on the listing because the cheapest ticket in that section is now listed at $759.00. We'll talk about how the man ended up getting FREE tickets for simply exploiting a mistake.

All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!