Irony Exists For a Reason, or, "Like a Hotdog Up a Tailpipe"

Tonight on a distracted edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we take a brief break from the mad marathon of sociopathy known as GTA V to share some of the sad, weird and shameful, starting off with a bit of irony surrounding the very game we're wasting our lives on this week: A 23-year-old man was hit with a brick, stabbed and robbed after picking up one of the first copies of Grand Theft Auto V at midnight. We'll see what happened, and whether he was able to respawn without going back too far in the game.

Next, police in Indiana say a man accidentally shot and killed a child in his care while playing a dangerous "gun game" with the boy, a game that we'll describe in infuriating detail. This is one more instance where #DontBeDumb goes to unspeakable levels, giving one more reason why our obsession with guns will ultimately be our downfall.

Later, a North Carolina man and his wife, were arrested Monday morning and charged with multiple counts of crimes against nature involving bestiality, disseminating obscene materials, and conspiracy. Amber Fox was additionally charged with soliciting a crime against nature. Additionaly, the man is serving with the 82 Airborne Division at Fort Bragg. An officer and a gentleman, indeed.

And finally, A man with the self-proclaimed and possibly most literal nickname in the history of nicknames "Hotcock" is in hot water after allegedly getting naked and attempting sex with a Land Rover. We'll find out just how much it takes to get his motor runnin'.

All this and more tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!