Getting Laid Makes You Rich, or, "Fork You"

Tonight, on a crowd-controlled edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we come strong into a new week with news that in our backyard of Silver Spring, MD, moviegoers expecting to see Lee Daniel’s The Butler were greeted by police officers and armed guards who stayed inside the theater for the duration of the film. We'll find out the flimsy excuse.

Next, are you broke as a joke? Well the answer could be inbetween someone else's legs! A German study finds that people who have the most sex also make the most money, receiving a 3.2 percent higher paycheck than those who have sex only once a week. It might just be time to break up with your hand.

Later, the #DontBeDumb train makes it's next stop Down Under as Doctors in Australia have come across a case of autoerotic-stimulation-gone-wrong that is so embarrassing, they felt compelled to tell everyone about it. A 70-year-old man ended up in the emergency room with a fork lodged inside his dick.

Finally, on tonight's The Essentials, it's all about Brother Love's Travellin' Salvation Show, as we celebrate the 41st anniversary of Neil Diamond's classic live album Hot August Night with a couple of tracks and we see if Caroline is still as sweet four decades later.

All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!