Hard Starboard Radio: Internet Malfunction & Unscheduled Windows Update Edition

What do you do when your Internet connection goes down after an overnight/early morning thunderstorm for over four hours, depriving you of the ability to blog the morning headlines and prepare for the day's podcast?  Roll out the Wayback Machine, of course!  And what do you do when an unscheduled Windows update waylays the Wayback Machine into the ditch fifteen minutes into the rebroadcast?  Fly into a blithering rage, of course.....and then reschedule for a second try at the top of the next hour.

Trap doors are NOT welcome.