Hard Starboard Radio: Political Erectile Dysfunction

While Planned Parenthood Cannibalism IX: Fall Out premiers, Pope Francis excuses abortions while the House GOP vows (again) to defund Planned Parenthood; The Sino-Russian Axis is plundering the Arctic, so Barack Obama is deploying an icebreaker to the region after destroying Mt. McKinley; Red China not sweating Trump, but Jeb Bush sure as heck is, while the GOP establishment frantically tries to bring Mitt Romney out of retirement and Kanye West kicks off the 2020 presidential campaign; and the Auschwitz concentration camp museum installs (Wait for it, wait for it) mist showers for their Jewish guests.