A Vigilante Teen Security Company

In which our heroes hop on their dirt bikes, round up the rowdiest teens they can find, and patrol a factory looking for trouble as Dad pitches a vigilante teen security company. We grieve for the adult security guards of the past, try to find the right location for teens to patrol, and do plenty of whooping. Dad suggests a rowdy teen presidential motorcade, Ryder has only ever been to chill 21sts, and Jackson is just scared of teens unpredictability. So attempt to break and enter, encounter some dangerous whooping teens, and immediately give up your life of crime. Its just good business.

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