An Air in a Can

In which our heroes grab a bottle, scoop up some delicious air and attempt to sell it to the populous as Dad pitches Air-in-a-Can. We discuss the complicated taste of nan’s house, the process of bottling air and try to capture actual lightning. Ryder worries about people becoming addicted, Jackson is happy that there's a new thing to go along with food and water and Dad just wants to lie to people about where their air comes from. So huff some Absent-Dad, mix Tropical-Beach with Thunderstorm and try to figure out how exactly one gets the air out of the bottle in the first place. Either way, that’s just good business!

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