It's a St. Patrick's Day Baller Friday! Helter Skelter day in the markets. POTUS refuses to shake Angela Merkel's hand during meeting. Secret Service loses laptop w/ plans of Trump Towers. White House jumper on grounds for 15 minutes before caught. FBI arrests trolls who Tweeted gif at Fake News reporter Kurt Eichenwald which triggered him into a seizure. Tillerson says diplomacy with North Korea has 'failed'; Pyongyang warns of war. Turkey's Erdogan threatens to send Europe '15,000 refugees a month.' Venezuela has a bread shortage, blames bakeries (arrests bakers and seize their operations. And Ghost goes off on St. Patrick's Day! Ghost unveils the Capitalist Right OFFICIAL SYMBOL! Your calls, Twitter shoutouts and (maybe) Radio Graffiti.