It's Baller Friday! Markets flat on Yellen comments. POTUS Tweets a pic of Chuck Schumer & Putin (pulled visa strings for Indian athlete now accused of child sex abuse); seems as if many of the Democrats have met with Russians." Republicans go behind closed doors to craft Obamacare-lite. Liberal former journalist arrested, charged with threats against Jewish facilities (Juan Thompson). May plans to trigger Brexit in two weeks despite defeat by 'posturing' Lords over rights of EU citizens. Sweden returns draft amid security worries and soldier shortage (claims Russian aggression). And China's 209 richest lawmakers are worth over $500 billion. Ghost goes off on the final day of the Team Optimism vesus Team Fortune Cookie. Your calls, Twitter shoutouts and (maybe fore the LAST time) Radio Graffiti!