On the Trail of Lady Starlight - Whats going ON in These New York Clubs?

I decided to ring several NY clubs that have featured Gaga and or Starlight and find out what they offer for the tourist. Lady Starlight is selling Lady Gag 'collectibles' for thousands of dollars. Do you like semi-precious weapons another product of the NY club scene apparently, but what did those clubs say to me when I rang them from the UK? With LIVE recordings of the phone conversations I had with The Bitter End, St Jeromes,Mercury Lounge and the Royalton.