Holy Crappeth - it's HERE - VOTE!!!

My last 1/2 hour of this election cycle will be earlier than usual tonight. I want to catch ALL those of you who have not yet voted, or know someone(s) who have not voted.

I will give you as many reasons as I can think of to vote straight Democratic ticket. (Hint: 9 scorpions in a bottle.)

I will give you info on what to do if you feel intimidated.

Call this number: 1-800-253-3931 OR 1-202-514-1888

These are BOTH Voter Intimidation Hotlines. Voter Intimidation is a crime. If you feel intimidated IN ANY WAY call one of those numbers. We CAN STOP THE BASTARDS FROM TRYING TO SUPPRESS YOUR VOTE.

Pennsylvania Voters: You DO NOT need a photo ID to vote. Only a credentialed election official may ask, but you DO NOT NEED PHOTO ID TO VOTE! PERIOD.

Take your cell phone. Take a camera if your cell doesn't have one, or if you are like me, and don't have a cell.

Take pictures of your completed ballot - INCLUDING your ballot number. That way you can demand that your ballot is pulled in the event of a recount. You can then make absolutely SURE your vote counts as YOU voted - not as the machines - owned by the Romney family - have changed your vote.

Mostly I will just ask you - no, STRONGLY SUGGEST that - if you have not already done so - you VOTE.

I hope you will join me.