ELVIS DINGELDEIN'S DRUNKEN SOLILOQUY

This week on ELVIS DINGELDEIN’S DRUNKEN SOLILOQUY: All the latest news from the Farm Of Doom; a look back at President Obama’s First 100 Days (SPOILER ALERT: Texas loves him so much they want to secede and rename their new country “Obamastan”); Florida wants Crucified The Jesus™ on a fun-filled license plate reminding everyone that the Sunshine State doesn’t yet belong entirely to The Jews; and the Hysterical Comedy Stylings of the magnificent Frangela, I sh!t you not! All of this plus News & Comments, your terrifyingly random phone calls, much consumption of The Maker’s Mark Fine Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey and whatever else I feel like pulling out of my @ss at the last minute. So join me, won’t you? It’s Elvis Dingeldein’s Drunken Soliloquy, brought to you by the fine folks at BlogTalkRadio.