Not April Fool's You Fools!

The Oakland/Los Angeles/Oakland Raiders are now moving to Las Vegas. The Los Angeles/St. Louis/Los Angeles Rams did it as well.

An anaconda in Indonesia ate a man whole. How drunk do you have to be to let a big ass snake eat you? Kind of like when men get drunk and end up going home with the barfly wench.

My toilet paper may fail me from time to time, but at least I don't vape.

I've done some horrible things in my life, but at least I've never vaped.

Women make sex an event. Streamers, flowers, a band, dancers, the mayor.

I love kids...when they're sleeping, not mine, not in my house, nowhere near me, grown, with jobs, speaking another language.