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Lincoln and Washington are dead. Why are we having a day for them? Didn't Washington have slaves? CURSE HIM!
Robert De Niro is so ashamed of Taxi Driver, he's giving all his awards to Beyonce.
Ever try washing your asshole without spreading your cheeks? It's even more difficult without getting other convicts aroused in prison.
SJWs...Social Justice Warriors. White people who will destroy other white people and white businesses for being white.
When people say "talking out the side of your neck," I wonder what an extra mouth would say.
Ventriloquists are creepy bastards. They claim their "puppets" are doing most of the talking, but really it's their multiple personality being an asshole.
Do starving kids around the world really care if you washed your hands before serving them that bowl of stake rice?