Happy Inauguration Pissed Off People Friday!

Trump is grabbing America by the netherregion and about to be the boss. Yes, YOUR President. Unless you suddenly renounced your citizenship.

I wonder what Kim K has been up to? I noticed she's coming out of her shell and hitting the town. I guess prostitutes need vacations too.

New Thing: I check my fan voicemail. I want my listeners to know what others are saying about me. Probably a lot of bad shit, but still funny.

Salt guy...a cook is now popular because he salted some meat. Yep...put salt on some meat.

Clinton close friend threatened to kill Trump and got caught. I think he's the Clinton hit man and can't keep killing, now that Hillary is a alcoholic and clinically depressed.

When you do something so outrageous when you're drunk, and you're only excuse is "Fuck it, I'm drunk."

Do we ever see nice grafitti in a public restroom?