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We are watchers! We watch tv, we watch movies, we watch , we watch each other get off, we wear a watch.
Gangbangers are mad because they get profiled for gangbanging. Matbe those drugs you shoved up your ass didn't help you.
Cars should be made out of trees. Everytime a car hits a tree, the car always looks like magled trash, tree unmarked.
People using only the first letters of names to call someone.
Kim Kardashian wuz robbed g of gold dog! Perhaps next time, numbnuts, don't tell eveyone on social media that you have millions of diamonds and gold, and are all by your lonesome in an unlocked hotel room!
Hillary Clinton approves late term abortions, but wants to ban guns to protect toddlers. Go home Hillary, you're drunk.
A millenial and a hipster get into a fight. Which one breaks a nail and cries first?
Transgenders are now excused from the Air Force fitness test. They'll get a participant ribbon instead of a pilot's license.
