Happy Belated Oscar Awards!!

We delve into the Academy Awards, and this year's host...Nosferatu Rock. Him and his ET fingers freak me out.

Of course on cue, Nos Rock went off on the police...he's trying to be relevant because he just isn't funny.

DiCaprio won an award finally! He mentioned global warming, then went home and swam fully clothed in his electrically heated olympic sized pool. Way to go, Best Supporting Hypocrite winner!

The old couple were at it again...arguing about oatmeal and the remote control. That would be Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders.

Bernie was angry because she wore a pants suit better than him. 

People talk about Trump's hair. Have they seen Bernie's maingy shitzu perched on his head?

Weed smoking is all the rage. Yeah, because there's nothing better than coughing until you vomit, then washing it down with Oreos.

Peyton Manning retired. All this right after a scandal broke of him allegedly placing his genitals on a female athletic trainer. Gee, I did that back in high school and all I got was detention.

The People vs. OJ Simpson. Because his book, If I Did It, This Is How I would Have Sliced The Bitch Up wasn't convincing enough.