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Daniel Day Lewis starts for the Broncos this week for his record 4th Academy Award!
Daniel Day Lewis is in the remake of the Godfather as Don Vito Plainview.
Cast Robert DeNiro as Vito in the remake!
Tommy Chong wants Bernie Sanders as our next president. And he wants to make bong water our national beverage.
Hoverboards don't really hover. They're just a way for heavy people to get around. Problem is, we're so fat that they catch on fire.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had a bottle of wing sauce up his ass.
Everyone hates Donald Trump because he said that criminals are coming across the border with non-criminals. It's his guinea pig hair that we should be mad at.
The guy that threw tomatoes at Donald Trump is now labeled a hero. I'm sure if that phsychotic liberal tomato thrower, was able to purchase a gun but can't because he has a mental defect, he would have shot the Don and blamed it on twinkies.
