Cinema Royale (Badly) Predicts The Oscars!

There's no better way for a critic to thoroughly humiliate himself than with their Oscars picks. And that's what I've chosen to do on this episode of Cinema Royale. I'll put on my swamee hat and predict who the winners of the 2017 Academy Awards will be, and inevitably they will all be wrong, because that's just how it rolls. 

Tune in and find out if my picks match yours, and if they do consider changing them!