BEARD SALAD #35 – Silly Britches

Poop and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful websites so familiar
That geeks shall but smile when they behold
Their comics quarter’d with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell investments:
And Beardo’s spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Salad by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch’s voice
Cry ‘Dickness,’ and let slip the beards of war;
That this foul website shall smell above the earth
With carrion HTML, groaning for burial.

• You aren’t going to like this one.
• Unless you do.

also, Stan Lee with a doodoo mustache, snorting cocaine and getting his dick sucked!

AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!  COME EACHA VEGGIES