The Bobby Dicks & Gerbal Show: Is that your Meth?

The Blackpool Zoo in England said reports of an escaped animal inside the facility were the result of a stuffed toy monkey.  Hotel room costs $1, but it's livestreamed at all times.  Cow Dung Cakes Spotted at US Grocer. Woman flies 500 miles to lose virginity to man 24 years her senior and his girlfriend.  Teen accused of using remote-controlled car to smuggle more than $106,000 worth of meth across the border.  Resident pays overdue property fees in coins weighting 300 kg.  

In today’s self help segment:

Woman with 40HH boobs forced to wear XXXL mens clothes and won't let anyone see her naked.