The Voice of the Turtle, Episode 13: Speculation overdrive

After what might be the most painful week of the baseball offseason -- January is Netflix and chill month, if we're being honest -- Rob and HookSlide are back to discuss and debate all of the Hot Stove action that took place!

Unfortunately, there wasn't much.

There were a few rumors, though, including the potential return of 2015 Tigers closer Joakim Soria, and a longshot reunion with 2006 draft pick Andrew Miller. Will those moves happen? We don't know, but our fearless co-hosts did their best to predict the future with a free agent draft.

There was a bit of actual news to discuss as well. The Tigers hired new analytics expert Jay Sartori to bolster the front office, but lost reliever Guido Knudson and prospect JaCoby Jones to waivers and a suspension, respectively. Plus, Rob and HookSlide answer your listener questions, including the one must-have free agent on the market this offseason.

Topics in this week's episode include:

• The worst parts of the baseball offseason
• Why in the world the Tigers are interested in Andrew Miller
• A showdown between Darren O'Day and Joakim Soria
• Awful pirate jokes, and where Guido Knudson fits in
• Whether Jay Sartori was responsible for the iPhone 6s
• Which free agents are not worth a draft pick
• The Twins and Indians, and why anyone cares about them
• The harsh reality of minor league suspensions
• Al Avila's master plan
• Listener questions!
• Which bullpen pitchers are actually worth holding onto
• The free agent draft game!