The Voice of the Turtle, Episode 5: How to watch meaningless September baseball

Since Rob and HookSlide last went back and forth on episode three of The Voice of the Turtle, the Detroit Tigers have lost nine of their 11 games. They have dropped 20 (!) games behind the Kansas City Royals in the AL Central and are close to scraping the bottom of the American League's depths.

This means one thing: bad September baseball!

Obviously, we're not excited about this, but episode five of the podcast helps shed some light on a few bright spots and things to watch in the last month of the season. Topics in this week's episode include:

• HookSlide wanted a dumpster fire in Toronto, and he got one
• Justin Verlander is still worth watching
• What is a pseudoaneurysm? Will Shane Greene be okay?
• The excitement (or lack thereof) of September call-ups
• Ways to stay entertained by meaningless games in September
• Are the Tigers giving up on the 2015 season?
• Will Victor Martinez bounce back in 2016?
• Listener questions! Including whether Nick Castellanos' pants have a certain mojo about them.
• What kind of manager should the Tigers hire, assuming Brad Ausmus is fired?