Nikki Glaser and Phil Hanley

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Comedians, Nikki Glaser and Phil Hanley do their best each week to help themselves and the occasional caller make sense of relationships, sex, and romance. Neither of them know what the hell they're talking about, but through candid conversations and help from guests, they have as much fun as possible trying to figure it all out. Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240

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Anya and Phil valiantly try to keep up with the lightning-quick mind of this week's guest, comedian Dave Attell. Topics: Anya watches Dave's special with her dad; dyslexia's cool period; Anya's hippie upbringing, the SF comedy scene, political... more

In this continuation of Street Head things start light with girls on Sybians and Anya's dad's near-arrest by the KGB but get heavy with a discussion about Anya's current "thing" and the regret + discomfort she feels around it. Highly stressful... more

Nikki drops a bombshell right out of the gate and does a spot-on Rosamund Pike, Leslie Mann, and others; Anya believes signing out of someone's gmail is the hallmark of a good friend; Phil updates us on Mellow, has epiphany; Cool Girl,... more

Anya details pronunciations of her name as heard around the world, loses spiritual equilibrium after altercation; how to rebuke panhandlers; bourgeois guilt, Nikki gets bullied by her therapist, lacks of empathy, Anya's mom abandons her in... more

A pastiche of topics! Hendrix movie; Phil swears off therapy; Nikki is underslept / has sleepover, gets comedy advice from her therapist. Backhanded compliments: funny or rude?; are you a ding-a-ling if you know--but mispronounce--the word... more

Guest comedian Tom Brady fills in for Phil and gamely joins Nikki and Anya for a discussion on everything from feminism to being a woman, aging, success and squirting. The ep begins with a brief argument over Nikki's Top Shelf of Best... more

Nikki's comedy colleague and pal Tom Brady joins our hyper-caffeinated trio for a stroll through some hot topics: platonic friendships Tom's engagement story, retroactive jealousy, more TSwift talk, soft rock love songs, first love vs future... more

A discourse on Taylor Swift, Jenny Lewis, Smashmouth, and Gone Girl. Phil updates us on Mellow. Anya delves into the trope of the Cool Girl. Nikki dreams of being in a music video and shares another spot-on impression. Then they take... more

Anya gets a disturbing email from her dad, Nikki, Phil and producer Jon discuss having kids vs opting out. Anya's health scare. A Katherine Hepburn impression face-off. How Nikki would perform a vasectomy. The closest Anya ever got to... more

A discourse on taylor swift, jenny lewis, smashmouth, the trope of the cool girl, and the movie Gone Girl. Phil updates us on Mellow, respects how Nikki orders dinner. Nikki dreams of being in a music video, shares another spot-on... more