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Nikki Glaser and Phil Hanley

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Comedians, Nikki Glaser and Phil Hanley do their best each week to help themselves and the occasional caller make sense of relationships, sex, and romance. Neither of them know what the hell they're talking about, but through candid conversations and help from guests, they have as much fun as possible trying to figure it all out. Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240

On-Demand Episodes

Comedian Ryan Hamilton lifts his own personal podcast embargo for a one-on-one interview with Anya as well as a very special call with Nikki Glaser. Topics include: public weeping, Mitch Hedberg, Arby’s, comedy,... more

A lively and animated discussion with comedian Dave Smith (from the Part of the Problem & Legion of Skanks podcasts) dealing with a Sam controvery, censorship, free speech, sensitivity, politics, comedy, dating, cheating, finding... more

Anya missteps with a compliment for guest Nick Griffin right out of the gate. Topics: Words+Music. Phil’s addition. Body hair. Exercise plans. Pie. Cookies. Starbucks. A hostess disses Anya. Sam’s shoes & wardrobe. Gay bathroom... more

Upon the release of his comedy album Muscle Confusion, Comedian Mike Vecchione gives us a look into the mind of one of the most respected comedians and joke writers in New York. Mike talks about his experience wrestling... more

Comedian, filmmaker, boxing enthusiast Wil Sylvince joins the pod for an X rated / extra large episode touching on robots, Haitian parents, Wil’s weight gain / loss / fitness, losing both parents, depression, long term celibacy, former and... more

Comedian (and host of the My Dumb Friends podcast) Sean Donnelly joins the podcast for a discourse on who he likes better: Sam or Phil, Sam’s injury, c-o-m-e vs. c-u-m, coffee, Josh & The Beav, chest pains, quitting soda, cutting down... more

Comedian / writer / actor and co-creator of truTV’s Friend of the People Josh Rabinowitz joins the podcast and puts up with a lot of strange attention from Sam, discusses his fear of dogs, his Ivy League education, Jared from Subway, and... more

Sam, Phil and Anya catch up on what they’ve been up to over the past couple of weeks: Sam has an Atlantic City story, Anya drives through CA, get counseled by Sam and has a therapy breakthrough, and Phil sees a few epic Grateful Dead... more

Comedian, director, writer and all-around great guy Lenny Marcus gamely presides over an argument between Sam & Phil over a lost bag in Boston and talks about his appearance on Louie, the Hamptons, sports, movies, and fixing... more

The podcast begins with an email that rattles Anya but quickly moves on to a discourse on how to make a proper Manhattan, guest Liza Treyger's comedy special, Boston, Swingers (the movie). Anya calls her mom to discuss being left... more