Unimatrix Zero: Episode #1

I'm sure you're sitting there asking yourself, "Who the f*ck is this b*tch?!" Well, I'm going to answer that very poignant and eloquently phrased question, my friend ! In fact, that's what Episode 1 is all about--me ! Who am I, where did I come from, how did I get here (watching the days go by....!) ? Yes, folks, this is the episode that will start it all, that will draw you in...leaving you wanting more...and more...and more ! So...click to listen already, wouldja ! We ain't got time to waste ! Prepare to be assimilated and all that jazz !