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The Half-Billionaire's Buying Guide - Good Goods

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So you live in Zephyrhills Florida, and have just won the Powerball.  Well it's time to answer your own age old question: What would I buy if I won a stupid amount of money?  Well ponder no more, The Wheel Men have the only buying guide you'll need.  Now granted; we're so very much hoping that you are not a 94 year old 3-wheeling President of the Tapioca Preservation Society, who hasn't owned a motorcar since 1935.  We pray (nondenominationally of course), that you are in fact a 20-something with a death wish and a heavy left foot.  We will carefully guide you on this trip to your own glorious demise, with an expert's lead on which horsepower laden sled will fit your dubious needs.  How about some points of interest to stop, and perhaps take in an eyeful or two of the world's finest highway vistas in your twilight?  You will of course become quite parched during such a journey, so you'll want to bring copious amounts of top shelf booze.  A stop at the fantastic small batch Top of The Hill (TOPO) Distillery in NC for some spirit guidance by Esteban will recharge your soul's batteries.  Just for good measure- should you run out of fuel after 15 minutes of full throttle mania (True fans will decipher that as the trademark of a Bugatti Veyron.), you'll want to have a good cigar for smoke signals to your roadside assistance heli's on approach.  So adorn your very best smoking jacket, grab yourself a tumbler of 150 year old Gran Marnier, and imagine this is YOUR STORY!   

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