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Are you ForeverAlone? Have you always thought that you were just born unlucky? Have you thought that the severe acne on your face and the voice sounding like a prepubescent Kermit the Frog and the body of a 12-year-old have prevented you from being able to attract a member of the opposite sex?
Are you a man? Have you ever thought that women were being deceitful when they say confidence is what attracts them, not looks? Have you ever thought that frat boy dude-bro Todd having all the sex was because of his trust fund, social status full of lots of cool bros, good physique, face, and douchebag attire? Have you ever been frustrated over your genetics and started to resent good-looking people telling you that you're wrong in all these beliefs, and it's simply your personalityyy that's the problem?
Well, if any of these describes you, it's time to tune into Therapyyy With Dr. Footcrab, reddit's licensed psychotherapist and noble humanitarian. Dr. Footcrab has had sex before.
It's good to talk.