The Music Review March. 15th

The Music Review Weekly +Host Josh & Eric+ +Guest Ben Hammond Band+ This is where most artists put a bio that they write in the third person and talk about how they started playing music, how awesome they are, and why you should listen to them. I'm gonna use this space to tell you, in the first person, why you should buy or download my music for free, get your ass off your computer and go listen to it while doing something productive. 1. You're gonna get fat if you sit here all day. 2. Bring me a Baja Gordita from Taco Bell. 3. I worked hard to record these songs for you to share with your friends and have a good time, not for you to listen to them while doing homework. Transitive property = my music sucks as much as homework. 4. My mom listens to my music while sitting at her computer. So yeah, I'm making all the songs on here down loadable as we speak so put them on a compact disc, a portable mp3 player, or an 8-track and drop the top and sing along. If you're really interested in how I got started in music, it goes like this. When I was 8 I used to cross-dress and listen to boy bands. Not only did that inspire me to start writing lyrics, but it also inspired me to not get beat up by girls. So now I write music that makes them want to take me home to their parents instead. It's a win win. Since April, 2010, Kieran O'Donoghue has also been a consistent member of the band. Kieran has been playing drums his entire life and isn't really good at much else. The guys are currently in the process of inducting new members into the band, and those members will be announced as soon as they go through their initiation which involves drinking snake's blood and streaking through the White House.