What are the odds?

What are the odds that a different William Ayers AND Malik Shabazz AND Jeremiah Wright AND Bertha Lewis all visited the White House this year? What are the odds that Richard Haskell, passenger of Flight 253, saw a DIFFERENT young African man dressed exactly like the terrorist who tried to blow up his plane, attempt to board in Amsterdam with no papers? What are the odds that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi will allow C-Span cameras into the Conference sessions that will hammer out the eventual Health Care Law? What are the odds that Steve from Blue's Clues would use his immense talents to continue the education of children with a left-wing hit piece against Sarah Palin? What are the odds that my Microphone will work better tonight while I sit out on a balcony overlooking the Pacific Ocean freezing my tail off? What are the odds that Andrew Breitbart will call in again on the eve of the launch of Big Journalism? What are the odds that the Holloywood Chat Pack will be sober enough to follow any of these issues? Tune in tonight and find out!