HURRICANE SARAH

HENNY PENNY MET COCKIE LOCKIE AND TOLD CHARLIE AK GIBSON SARAH PALIN IS COMING OR THE SKY IS FALLING DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING. SARAH SHOWED CHARLIE THE PIPELINE SHE IS GOING TO RUN RIGHT UP THE MEDIA THINK TANK. DID YOU EVER SEE SO MUCH PANIC? THE DNC TITANIC HAS NOT EVEN STRUCK THE ICEBERG YET. ALREADY THE WOMEN ARE ABANDONING SHIP. THE ONLY WOMAN LEFT IN THE PARTY OF DEATH IS THE QUEEN OF OPEC. THE SNEAKER OF THE HOUSE UDEI PELOSEI. FRESH FROM HER VICTORY OVER MAIMED AMERICANS. BACK FROM COMMUNIST PARTY HEADQUARTERS IN DAMASCUS.