Colostrum and Santa Clause Part 1

Christ in Union with you the hope of Glory

Ive read this passage a million times. I even thought I knwe what it meant until I nwas listening to a show by a good brother of mine the other day who said Santa Clasue was real. He also showed the relationship between Colostrum and Santa Clause. Ive known this brother for years and I thought he was crazy. Santa doesnt exist. After that I was convinced to prove him wrong. Until I ran into various sources online that say otherwise I would like to know exactly Who Santa clause and how he is related to this colostrum.