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Imagine a soccer player constructed using all the best parts of the greatest players in history. Whose brain would it have? Whose heart? Whose left foot and whose right foot? We didn't just imagine it. We actually did it. And the best part? This unstoppable soccer monster has an American passport. Listen to find out how we made ... [cue scary music] ... Frankenstein's Footballer!