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347-215-6279. That's the number you'll need to be a part of the Circle Jerk Circus post Thanksgiving special part deux! Get ready to baste your own turkey's with hot juices cuz Boris, Morris and Horace are at the ready for a brand new Doris! She best come prepared to play because she's going to get covered in leftover cranberry sauce. Ohhhh, and all over her new holiday blouse! Awww, it would be a shame to get that pretty shirt all sticky and gooey from holiday cheer. But, oh well--- what can the boys do when their aiming to bop their baloney? And... they have good AIM! Just like the Pilgrims had to SHOOT their own dinner, the Circus ringmasters will be doing their own variation on the shooting theme. Plymouth Rock never had THIS much fun! Or, did they? Hmmmm. In any event, this is one episode you do NOT wan to miss! You too ladies; time to do some Jilling! Morris has a new Xmas song he'll sing again called, "Get yourself a Handy J!" Perfect for this after-Black Friday. So, settle in. Have the baby oil or astroglide or whatever your slick, messy pleasure is--- ready to go. Cuffin the carrot, beatin the meat, whackin the weenus, banging the bishop, pounding the panda, dorkin the corkin, slammin the ham and doing the "five knuckle shuffle on the old piss pump".... is definitely on the post Thanksgiving menu. These are leftovers you are SURE to enjoy! Bang Zoom, to da moon Alice!
The groundhog saw his shadow and that means spring is on the way and winter is winding down but... our ringmasters of the Circus have plenty of winter white to shovel. In fact, they have GOBS of the gooey sticky finger-lickin good man cream! They heat up this Sunday morning with plenty of adult videos and hot babes. F-bombs be a droppin and O-faces are a poppin! Cum and pop with Boris, Morris and Horace as they send the word out for a new 2013 round of Doris's. If this episode doesn't blow your mind (and other parts) then you ain't livin sucka! Whoa baby... they are hot, hot, hot tonight! So, grab your lube or toy of choice and settle in for some rauckus debauchery like only the BOYS can deliver! Put on the coffee honey--- they're home!
Meet The Box Stompers:
The Box Stompers serve Southern Rock straight-up, no B.S. made-in-the U.S.A. music that speaks for itself. Located in Sunny Southern California, The Box Stompers are based on a hallucination by a former member of Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Cherry "Bomb" Garcia thought the hallucination should be made into a reality, so got the best guitarist/songwriter she knew, Jimmy "Ice" Packes, to collaborate with her lyrics, and drummer Slade "Ante" Bellum to harness the rhythm section.
The result is Dynamite, Box Stompin', Hip-Slappin', Knee-Whackin' ROCK N' ROLL!
Amazing what a hallucination can do if you believe in it...
Join us Sunday Sept 2
@7:00 pm PST/ 9:00 pm CEN/ 10:00 pm EST as we listen to the details of "the hallucination" story that created The Box Stompers!
Visit their site: http://www.theboxstompers.com/booking.html