• 02:03

    Epiphany's House Presents Tim Toaster Henderson and Carla Lawson!

    in Entertainment

    YE! This week I have TWO supa fly Bay Area artists arriving at my house! Tim Toaster Henderson and Carla Lawson are comming thru to ignite your poetic fire!  You ready? Get ready!  See ya at the show!

  • 01:28

    16Bit Assassins Episode 106: He started it.

    in Video Games

    Ladies and gents, boys and girls, the 16Bit Assassins are back with another great episode. On episode 106, we talk about the Dragon Age Inquisition DLC that's a timed exclusive, sorry PS4 fans, Rust turns into a post-apocalyptic surval social experiment MMO, Toaster talks some Bloodborne, and a bit about the Handsome Collection, Dunny talks some Game of Thrones, and both discuss Tales from the Borderlands, and why pissing off the loader bot is a bad idea. Also on this episode we have some superhero news, as the supposed reason for the Batman/Superman fight coming out next year gets leaked on line, stills from what appear to be the season finale of the Flash hit the interent, and Tyrese Gibson throws the lobby machine into full gear in an effort to land the Green Lantern role, and if you've seen the fan art, it's not a bad idea. Nintendo NX news, a truly disturbing horror game, and the usual banter and Star Wars references, all on episode 106, He started it. 


     


     


     

  • 01:29

    16Bit Assassins Episode 105: *The Plop*

    in Video Games

    Ladies and gentlemen, the end of the week is almost upon us and what better way to spend your Friday evening exists, other than spending it with the Assassins. On this episode controversy again stirs in the comic book world regarding Batgirl #41, the simulator genre has officially checked out, and nintendo announces a surprising partnership, which may have some fans a little disappointed. Toaster talks some Flash, and Arrow, as well as some Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D all this and the usual pop culture randomness on Episode 105 *Plop*

  • 00:57

    16Bit Assassins Episode:104 Deities and their Avian counterparts

    in Video Games

    After some much needed sleep and Dunny's quest for beer, the Assassins are back on Sunday, because, seriously, what's on on Sundays that's better than the 16Bit show...nothing that's right, no show about walking or being dead, or a combination of those words. On this episode we talk about Pax East, and give our impressions on games we saw and things we did. Also on this episode we talk a bit about Jason joing Mortal Kombat X, because well, Mortal Kombat, Toaster talks some Agents of Shield, all this and the usual run of lunacy, on Episode 104, This one Time at Pax East

  • 00:35

    BUSH STABILIZED THE MID EAST OBAMA DESTROYED IT

    in Politics Conservative

    OBAMA BIN LENIN BIN LADEN HAS LOST 2437 AMERICANS IN AFGHANISTAN. BUSH IN 8 YEARS LOST 461. EVERY ONE WHO DIED UNDER BUSH WAS IMMEDIATELY LISTED IN THE COMMUNIST PRESS BY NAME, RANK AND TOWN. UNDER THE COVER UP CHIEF WHEN HE COMMANDED THE BATTLEFIELD HE CLASSIFIED THE AMERICANS AS NATO TROOPS TO BE IDENTIFIED LATER. NOT ONE WAS BURIED IN HOLLAND. UNDER BUSH A GOLD STAR MOTHER GOT FIVE MIKES STUCK IN HER FACE AND THE QUESTION, HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING YOUR SON DIED UNDER GEORGE BUSH?  WHILE OBAMA SURRENDERS SYRIA AND IRAQ TO IRAN IN EXCHANGE FOR A CUBA II BULL SHET DEAL HE IS TAKING DOWN THE USA.


    EVERY MORNING AMERICA WAKES UP TO ANOTHER FU SURPRISE OF THE DAY. MEANWHILE HITLERY CLINTON THE GRAND STRATEGIST OF THE INVASION OF LIBYA UNDER EXECUTIVE ORDERS HAS HAD HER STATE DEPARTMENT COMPUTER HACKED AND HER TOASTER STOPPED WORKING.  NOW THE COMMUNIST PARTY IS SCRAMBLING FOR HER REPLACEMENT. THE COMMUNISTS TRYING TO SAVE HER CONCOCTED THE YEAR OF THE WOMAN. IF HITLERY CRASHES THEY HAVE A 0.0001% AMERICAN INDIAN NAMED GERONIMO WARREN WHO RODE WITH COCHISE AND BRIAN WILLIAMS IN THE GREAT WAR AGAINST CLIMAX CHANGE AND GLOBAL WORMING.


    BACK AT THE OASIS ISIS IS KILLING THEIR DATES ALONG WITH ANYBODY HELPLESS. THIS PRIDE OF ISLAM STIRS THE PASSION OF THE RELIGION AND GROWS STRONGER EVERY DAY. SO STRONG THAT OBAMA HAS BEGGED IRAN TO COME SAVE HIS IMAGE IN THE MIDDLE EAST SO HE CAN CONCENTRATE ON LOSING EUROPE..AS WE ALL SING THE WESTS ASLEEP.


    HE HAS TO ANSWER FOR THE FORT HOOD COVER UP. THE CH47 CRASH COVER UP SEAL TEAM SIX. THE ATTACK ON LIBYA COVER UP. THE BENGHAZI COWARDICE IN THE FACE OF THE ENEMY COVER UP. ABANDONING THE TROOPS ON THE ROOFTOP IS PUNISHEABLE BY FIRING SQUAD.  ARTICLE 99 USMJ. THE COMMANDING OFFICER TAKES THE BULLETS. THE EPA COVER UP. THE IRS COVER UP. THE PENTAGON PURGE COVER UP. THE FALSE IMPRISONMENT OF A VIDEO NUT WHO WAS THE SCAPE GOAT INTHE COMMUNIST LIE. 


     

  • 01:29

    16Bit Assassins Episode 100: Strategic Grill Locations

    in Video Games

    (We told you the title was subject to change) Well ladies and gentlemen, a milestone has been achieved this evening, that's right, the 16Bit Assassins have reached 100 episodes, (or so, who knows because..math) So what's on the agenda for episode 100? Well, some interesting rumors are flying around regarding Batman Vs Superman and the reason for the extremely long filming schedule, Sony announces it's Playstion Now subscription plan. CD Projekt Red finally drops some Cyberpunk 2077 news. The folks behind the internet archive continue in their efforts to make sure that video game lovers accomplish nothing at their day jobs. The assassins talk a bit about their Dragon Age Inquisition experiences, Toaster gloats, Dunny mocks, all this and more on Episode 100 of the 16Bit Assassins podcast.

  • 00:02

    Life Insurance I: The Toaster Story

    in Family

    There's no faster way to clear a room than to talk about life insurance. How can something so necessary for families be so scorned and avoided? Without proper income protection--and that is what life insurance is--families can face financial devastation. 


    Just ask the many widows and widowers left to raise a family after the loss of a loved one...with 50 per cent of the household income gone and the bills still there. Getting life insurance is proof of your vows to honor and protect your spouse and your family.


    Get your free e-copy of How Money Works: A Common Sense Guide to Financial Success by clicking here;

  • 01:54

    The Turbo Nerds: Episode 1- The Worst of 2014

    in Entertainment

    The Turbo Nerds are returning to the airwaves to discuss the year that was 2014. We honestly feel it might have been the worst year in gaming history, and developers need to hear our voices.


    Qwicksilv3r and Rebecca Ash will be joined by Toaster McGee from the 16 Bit Assassins, Robert "The DCD" Workman of Retro Magazine and Josh Gray of Project Triforce to discuss this years games, and their gripes with gaming. 


    Listener Discretion: The opinions being expressed are personal opinions and do not reflect the views of any of the involved hosts/guests companies, sponsors or employers. 


    Join the discussion, use #TNWorstof2014


     

  • 00:31

    SpokenHeard with Tim "Toaster" Henderson & Susan Dobbe Chase

    in Poetry

    Toaster is an artist out of Chicago, Illinois. A poet, mural artist, and musician, Toaster uses a kaleidoscope of artistic vision to create, express and teach.Before leaving Chicago, He has been featured on National Public Radio, at the legendary Green Mill, and at the World's largest youth poetry slam "Louder Than A Bomb". Toaster moved to the Bay Area to build a name for himself. Featuring invarious venues, schools and festivals across America. He is also a successful competitor, becoming the "Berkeley Slam" Individual World Slam Poetryrepresentative for 2012 and competing for the Bay Area Unified Slam Team at the National Poetry Slam in 2013. You can find Toaster's work on YouTube, TVOAG.com and TimToasterHenderson https://www.facebook.com/TimToasterHenderson

  • 00:30

    16Bit Assassins: Ep 97 Why yes, I am wearing Batman Underoos

    in Video Games

    Ladies and gentlemen it's a last minute scheduling here with the 16Bit Assassins, we're back for episode 97 and on this episode well, we're talking about broken games, Toaster's not happy with Unity, hackers aren't happy with Blizzard, and Hot Topic is happy with Underoos, also on episode 97, Bioware has released the list of possible Inquisition romances, we found out what a TI-83 and Smash Brothers have to do with each other, The Internet Archive has released the time waster to end all time wasters, something amazing happened in Arrow this week, (SPOILERS) Xbox Price cuts, Rosetta ridiculousness and the usual nonsensicial banter, on Episode 97, why yes, I am wearing batman underoos

  • 01:29

    16Bit Assassins Episode 96: Episode XCVI The Nonsense Awakens

    in Video Games

    Ladies and gentlemen, it's Friday night, and your two favorite geeks with no lives are back on episode 96 Toaster and Dunny talk about everything, because a lot has happened in 2 weeks. On this excercise in the riduclousness the Assassins talk about Call of Duty and the non sharing, non downloading issues encounted by fans, Toaster talks some Gotham and Arrow happenings, and we have some Star Wars news for fans, because what's a 16Bit Assassins show with out a Star Wars reference, Bioware comes up with a new holiday that Toaster and Dunny can get behind, Bethesda hoaxes, CD Projekt Red's nod to fans, all this and the usual bamboozeling all on Episode 96: The Nonsense awakens

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