• 00:40

    38 - SPOONING + THE GIRLS

    in Comedy

    On her last official appearance as host of We Know Nothing, Nikki Glaser tells us about her pilot, "Not Safe For Work," her typical hectic work day schedule, and why Michelle Williams threw Nikki shade on The View. Anya angles for an invite to Rosie O'Donnell's, complains about lack of dinner parties, and covers topics from #pizzadad to #popsocks to crowdfunding. Also: how to fall in love, how poison oak helped Nikki in her youth, Juliana Hatfield, Bill Cosby, why Nikki hates spooning, insidious sexism, a bouncy ball dildo, and deceptive bra cup size.

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    Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

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  • 01:03

    Dildo Urn

    in Comedy

    It Doesn't Matter You're Gonna Die with Comedian Dave Arena


    Every Monday (7-8 PM EST) this website becomes live on the radio! Then, we post a blog recap and edited podcast version the next day.


    Tell whoever or whatever is making you angry, worried or stressed to EFF OFF on air and your fellow mob members, self-help experts & comedians will respond helping you dissolve those feelings instantly. We may even F$&! with anyone bothering you until you feel better (we call those paybacks)!


    We will of course chime in with our own EFF OFFS as well! It’s like a “don’t sweat the small stuff and it’s all small stuff”, self-help meets comedy type of concept.


    Don’t waste your chance for Instant Stress Release with your host and fearless leader NYC comedian Dave Arena and co-hosts comedians John Wellington and Tim Cornett (we can help with your life). You also never know which friends of comedy and/or personal development experts may call in!


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  • 02:44

    Common Core-6 graders taught 2 use strap on dildos

    in Entertainment

    Shocking images out of a classroom in Jacksonville, Florida illustrate how 11-12 year olds in 6th grade are being taught how to use strap-on dildos amidst a debate about Common Core sex education standards which have been attacked by some as ographic.


    The pictures were taken by a student with a cellphone camera. They show a teacher demonstrating how to use a strap-on sex toy in a number of different positions.


    In one image, the teacher even shows how to insert the strap-on while her buttocks are in the air and her legs up over her head.


    In another image, the woman shows the children how to wear a harness to which the strap-on is attached.


    Clinton Middle School in Duval County hired 39-year-old Sharon Mercer to teach the sex education class but after the photos emerged she was suspended and the school refused further comment. Mercer claimed her suspension was an act of “bigotry” because she was a “proud member of the LGBTQ community.”


    Newly implemented Common Core educational standards have been assailed for their attempt to create a lowest common denominator form of teaching which many assert only works to dumb down lessons and prevent smart students from excelling, but these images give a glimpse into an even darker side to the federally mandated rules.Common Core Article Plus HeadLines. Salute Women in business. MVP  Core Elegance Productsn Call in ler's ralk about this. (646)-595-3032


     

  • 00:40

    TSTH touch the scroguard, Parents admit to fucked up shit their kids have done

    in Entertainment

    Furby, Snatch and Beat discuss the scrogaurd condom, parents admit crazy shit there kids have done, from asking why there mom's tit's are so saggy to a 16 month old finding it's mom's dildo and using it as a binky. We give Jasmine Tridevil the 3rd degree about her trifecta rack, We touch base on 7 medically proven facts in science that were once believed to be false, and we push into the afterparty tonight with Pendleton Ward stepping down as head show runner for Adventure Time! What the fuck right?!? That's what I said.! Tune in, kick back and relax and enjoy the ride baby!

  • 01:00

    GROUP THERAPY:ODDEST PLACE YOU HAD SEX

    in Radio

    IN THE VISION OF TEREASA VENOM, I WILL BE HOSTING A SPECIAL GROUP THERAPY :WHERE IS THE ODDEST PLACE YOU HAD SEX


    SEX IN THE KITCHEN


    SEX ON THE BEACH


    EVEN FUNKY SEX BETWEEN THE SHEETS


     


    JOIN ME CHRISTOPHER CROSS ON ODDEST PLACE YOU HAS SEX


    MAY EVEN HAVE A SPECIAL GUET HOST THAT NIGHT

  • 00:54

    ROYNATION #84 LESBIAN SANTA and SEX TOYS FOR XMAS!

    in Lifestyle

    HO HO HOMO!  It's Christmas and Lesbian Santa Claus is back to tell us how the LGBTQ Elves are, what she and Ms. Claus plan to do in Cuba and so much more seasonal stuff.


    Guest: Bringer of Joy to All, Lesbian Santa Claus


    TOYS, TOYS, TOYS! Forget Subways, Subways, Subways!  WE are all about being SUBVERSIVE, SUBVERSIVE!!


    What would Christmas be without finding a dildo under the Christmas Tree.  Lex Vaughn will be in from Los Angelos to give us the first ROYNATION Toy Report.  WOW!


    Guest: artist, musician, troublemaker Lex Vaughn


    And to give the male Santa Claus his due, we're going to the closest bar to his house and see if he has ever dropped by.  We know he's married, but he's never really identified as straight or LGBTQ2SI


    Guest: Someone at the Raven in Anchrage, Alaska.

  • 02:01

    GETTING HOT AND JUICY WITH THE EROTICA GURU

    in Current Events

    JOIN ME WHILE I SIT AND CHAT WITH THE EROTICA GURU MRS. JADE BRYANT WHO SHARES HOW TO TEASE AND TURN ON YOUR MAN WHETHER WITH A DILDO OR YOUR MOUTH.

  • 00:10

    Jam This! Episode 1340 - That's Not A Present

    in Comedy

    It's Christmas season again! Time for more Adventures In Middle School Band-ing! - But not as big as the adventure I found in a place I least expected it. Check this out!


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    http://www.steele42.com

  • 00:16

    Is Her Dildo Bigger Than Your....?

    in Fun

    Would you feel some type of way if your girl had a dildo or vibrator that was bigger than you are? Does it really matter the size? Tune and give your thoughts.

  • 00:55

    The Daily Missive - Program #160

    in Politics Conservative

    Program #160 has for its 'Talking Points':



    Immigrants are less likely to commit crimes than those stinking Americans! Illegal immigrants, however, do!
    18 - 29 year olds think "The Black Messiah" is doing a poor job in all areas since being elected to a second term, but they would still vote him again! That's because they LOVE that "administration dildo" getting stuffed up their butt! Like Billy and Johnny!
    A new Gas Tax? Jon's answer, drive fuel-guzzling cars and get in your car to drive two doors down the street to talk with your neighbor. Oh, and be sre to leave your car idling. 


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    Each weekday at 8:00 AM Eastern, Jon goes off on the Democrat Left Wing in the country. If there is one thing Jon doesn't care for, it's anyone apologizing for the USA and talking it down. The regime does both at every chance they get - from the WH down the line. Honesty, integity, family values and love of country are words that the Left doesn't have in their moral code!


    Jon is off the top many times and he does have a habit of ranting - going off on some tangent and just complaining, but Jon does offer solutions to the obstacles trown in our way to prevent us from upholding the US Constitution! It's a dirty word to the Democrat Left and if they hear it more than once in a day, they begin to foam at the mouth! They are a strange breed of people - Liberalism afterall, IS a mental disorder!


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