Timeout with Bostonian Rap: What did you just say?

In addition to my regularly scheduled show on Mondays, 5:30pm-6:30pm on BlogTalkRadio, I occasionally, take a moment, a deep breath, and another moment to compose myself amidst all of the lunacy. In what other fashion can you describe the NAACP’s ridiculous resolution condemning the racist elements of the Tea Party movement while the organization remains silent regarding the words and actions of the New Black Panther Party and the Nation of Islam? How else would you describe Kathy Griffin’s nasty attack on Scott Brown’s daughters? Finally, on the lighter, but still outrageous side, Lindsay Lohan has compared her recent jail sentence to an abuse of human rights! How am I supposed to translate such an absurd claim into something sensical? I need to take a timeout!