The U.S. should privatize everything including senate and congress seats

Please join your commentators Disgruntle and Gruntle as we discuss our solution to end the threat of socialism, communism and fascism forever (if we left out any other ism's - include those as well). Our solution is to privatize it all. There should no senate seat held by anything less than a fortune 200 company. We are even considering selling off a few seats to foreign companies, as long as they are private. Congress seats and top bureaucratic positions will be left to the remaining highest bidders. All government programs we prefer doled out to the best politically connected companies under no bid contracts or handed out to the think tanks sponsored by influential and wealthy investors. This will solve all our problems since a for profit institution will always run things better and of course care deeply for our well being above all.