Psychic Readings, Dream Interpretations, and other Goodies!

It's been a while dammit! Ol' Rooter is in, gazing into his bottle of Ten High Kentucky Straight Sour Mash Bourbon Whiskey, and telling you all he knows about your future, your relationships, and anything else you want to know. Sometimes he even sees the dead, other times he doesn't, but as long as the whiskey is working, it's all good. Come on in, the whiskey's fine! HowboutchEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!1!