An Affluenza Epidemic, or, "Cum Fly With Me"

Tonight, on an overly-privileged edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we return from self-imposed exile with proof that the end of the world is near as a wealthy heir to the DuPont fortune accused of raping his three-year-old daughter only faced probation after a state Superior Court judge ruled he "will not fare well" in prison. Does anybody ever fare well in prison?

Next, we take #DontBeDumb to a whole new height of stupidity as an employee at Virginia College in South Carolina, was arrested after allegedly texting to her daughter that a shooter was on the loose — as an April Fools' Day prank. Looks like the joke's on her.

Next, If you've ever wanted to join the mile-high club but don't want to risk getting caught, a Las Vegas entrepreneur is ready to make your X-rated dreams comes true. We'll introduce you to the Love Cloud, a flight that will finally making going down in an airplane into a potentially safe proposition.

And finally, does your girlfriend or wife feel a little...spacious? Well I can guarantee that they won't compare to a Las Vegas woman accused of robbing a man of a $35k Rolex...with the evidence found shoved inside her vagina. Doesn't get any deeper than that.

All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!