A Hillbilly By Any Other Name, or, "More Bounce to the Ounce"

Tonight, on a suspended edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we close out another short week with the talk on everyone's lips, the suspension of "Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robinson for comments where he compared being gay to bestiality, among other choice quips. We'll be joined by friend of the show Fish from TheSuperficial.com, who believes that the supension may have been a "brilliant move". We'll get his insight and talk about how no one should be surprised.

Next, we'll tell the tale of Greg Casarona, a guy who's not a player...he just crushes...a lot. Greg's featured in a new documentary where his 440-lb frame sent his then-girlfriend to the emergency room, while losing his virginity to her. We'll get all the details of the pounding that went horribly wrong.

Later, a Virginia man wanted to work at McDonald's so badly, he demanded an application at gunpoint after a manager explained twice that all job applicants must fill out their forms online, at which point the moron pulled out his piece. Unfortunately for him, after being immediately arrested, he probably would've been better off asking for a six-piece McNugget.

And finally, as we close up shop for Christmas, we take a bit of a detour from our usual and share the tale of a retired butler, who, after spending the last 10 Christmases on his own, put out an ad asking for some company. The response was overwhelming. We'll share his story and tell you how it relates to your humble host.

All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!