The Best Field Trip Ever, or, "Fart Like a Rose"

Tonight on a cropdusted edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we close out the week on a definite brown note with tonight's abnormal, upsetting and downright abusive stories. First up, an Indiana teacher decided to give students a field trip they'd never forget as he allegedly took them to a strip club, later giving them alcoholic beverages at his home. We'll see just how quickly he got canned for being The Man.

Next, the wife of a soldier stationed at Joint Base San Antonio was taken into custody by the FBI this week after she allegedly tore her six-year-old son's genitals as punishment, and then used superglue to fix them.

Later, a British line of fart-filtering underwear is doing big business, and it has the United States to thank for it. We'll talk about the new britches that are sweeping the country, and whether or not these fart filterers are up to snuff.

And finally, feeling too fat to fly? Well it's about to get a whole lot worse as big carriers are now cutting shoulder space by wedging an extra seat into each coach row. That shift is bringing the short-haul standard to long-haul flying. Will being forced to stand, holding a railing be the next step?

All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!