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A Cavalcade of Dumb, or, "Defund Your Mother"

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Tonight, on a mentally exhausting edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, it's all dumb, all night as we get started with the most pointless filibuster ever taking place right now as Canadian Texan Ted Cruz attempts to destroy any remaining credibility the Republican Party has until he is "no longer able to stand." We'll try to understand the lunacy, and point the finger at the real cause...the American voter.

Next, A woman in Utah has pleaded guilty to attempted criminal solicitation and possession of a dangerous weapon by a restricted person after persuading her husband to shoot their neighbor by claiming she was the victim of "telepathic rape." We'll try to think up a reason as to why that makes any sense whatsoever.

Later, because people rarely ever pass up a chance to prove how stupid they can be, A fake ad claiming Apple's new iOS 7 software makes iPhones and iPads waterproof is reported to have duped some into testing this out by submerging them in water. In related news, Apple stock prices soar on the reports that people are waiting in line all night to replace the phones they just bought 24 hours earlier.

And finally, no good deed goes unpunished as a University of Florida professor who was arrested for allegedly filming secret upskirt videos of his students claimed he was merely trying to prove they weren't wearing underwear. We'll see how a man of education is being railroaded just because he was interested in preserving decency. Or not.

All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!