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 40 yr old inheritance             Death           Fish is a professor

 How to piss            How to play the cat             Moose catholic school boy

  Pissed Detectives Hemorrhoids            Remington Bikini Trim & Shave

  Shagworkout            Sister doesn't believe in the bible

  Tea interview              Theory of terrorism

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From a very early age, Scotto had a propensity to associate with persons of ill repute. So much so, that he was recruited by Australia Security Intelligence Service (ASIS) straight out of high school and started on his career as one of the worlds top spies. Involved in such events as the fall of the Australian Government in 1972, the fall of Saigon in '75 and the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1988, Scotto travelled the world conducting covert missions for the Australian Government under a variety of alias’s including, "Scotto, Scotty, Scott and Condoleezza Rice.

After the fall of the Soviet Empire, he became disillusioned and left the service selling his skills to the highest bidder, but soon lost interest due to the lack of excitement and danger. For the next several years he travelled the world in a continuous drug induced alcoholic haze using the various slush funds and false documents he had secreted around the world, it was rumoured that a micro dot containing damning information was hidden by him in a fast food product somewhere in Oceania. Some even suggest that the hit television series '24' was based on Scotto.

During one such trip on a plane flight from Kyrgyzstan, Scotto was fortunate enough to sit next to the reclusive media proprietor owner of NetFM Broadcasting, one of the largest media empires in the world. Seeing the skills learned from years with the worlds best spy agencies, the reclusive owner saw the potential to create his own vast intelligence network that would allow him to spy on his competitors and dominate the cyber world and so, offered Scotto a job.

And so started a perfect match, with Scotto now heading a worldwide organisation keeping tabs on every media outlet in every country ensuring they only report what NetFM wants them to report and the reclusive media proprietor fast becoming the dominate force of the cyber world he craved to be.

Oh, and if you’re wondering why Scotto is on the Vinyl Lounge after all this, that’s because of a little incident involving space based weaponry, an attractive Russian girl from St Petersburg , a US Congressional Hearing, a judge in the US 9th District Circuit Court and a 2000 hour community service order.