THE KMAN AND THE BULGARIAN BABE SHOW /DNC/RNC...AND SO IT BEGINS... OR DOES IT?

LETS SEE....... CRUZ CRIES ABOUT HIS WIFE AND DADDY....THE ENTIRE LEADERSHIP OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY STAYS HOME AND PLAYS POKIEMON GO....THE DONALD DOES HIS BEST "BENITO MUSSOLINI" INPERSONATION....."MRS DONALD", FOR ALL HER MONEY, CAN'T AFFORD HER OWN SPEACH WRITER....AND DONALD TRUMP IS THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE!!! 

AND THEN.........

BERNIES PEOPLE MARCH INTO PHILLY RUNNING RIOT.... DEBBIE WASSERMAN SHULTZ GETS HER SHORT AND CURLYS CAUGHT IN A BUZZ SAW OVER A FIXED PRIMARY PROCESS AND GETS FIRED... AND THEN IS IMMEDIATLY HIRED BY HILLARY....WIKILEAKS IS HANGING THOUSANDS MORE E-MAILS OVER THE DNC'S HEAD.....HILLARY CLIAMS SHE KNOWS ABSOLUTLY NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING IN THE E-MAILS AND ABOUT WHAT THE DNC WAS DOING... BERNIE SMOKES THE POLE BY TURNING HIS BACK ON THE VERY PEOPLE HE CONVINCED HE WOULD FIGHT FOR TO THE DEATH.....BILL MAKES A SPEACH SAYING THAT HILLARY IS HIS BEST FRIEND (APPARENTLY WITH BENEFITS)... SOMEONE FORGOT TO PUT THE FLAG ON THE STAGE....AND HILLARY CLINTON IS THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE!!!

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!!!