Quality Time w/ Cannibals

Topics for Tonight Include:

1) Best Ways To Keep Midgets Out Of Your House At Night

2) Who Would Win: 16 Jigsaw's (From the Saw movies) vs. 2 Grizzly Bears

3) Re-evaluating the 5 Second Rule: Outdated and Outlandish?

4) Best Public Bathrooms On Earth: Kermit Reveals The Secret

5) What Mysteries Lie Beneath The Ocean: Unlocking The Secrets Of The Deep

Guest Segment: Government Surveilance Expert Billy