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The Toe Suck Fairy has been arrested at last in the great state of Arkansas, but we are still at large on this Sloshed Saturday. Join us for a sometimes earnest, sometimes hilarious look into the strange world of sports.
Lance Armstrong has received an extension to contest charges that he used performance enhancing drugs while in active competition. Meanwhile Olympic athletes are looking forward to getting it on in Olympic Village. Would that we were all so genetically blessed. What does Lolo Jones have to say about the debauchery going on among her fellow athletes?
Word is emerging that late Penn State head football coach Joe Paterno renegotated his retirement package as the investigation into the sex abuse scandal heated up. We wonder what a man that age needs with a golden parachute.
We'll probable get into some more arcane issues, like the most embarrassing things kids say and the relative merits of various beers and wines.