R. Milton Quibner, Heterosexual Relationship Specialist

According to Mr. R. Milton Quibner, "A die-hard, life-long San Francisco Giants fan, I am a Senior Fellow at the Pataphysical Institute of Northern California, and am one of the world’s leading Heterosexual Relationship Specialists, so, guys, if you want to get along with women, you need to talk to me!

I have developed a unique and hard-hitting self-help program for men based on Pre-Classical values and ethics. I draw upon the fundamental works of Western Antiquity, focusing on the ontological, axiological and epistemological discoveries found in the early texts as a means of shaping the male role in the modern heterosexual relationship, though I do employ, where applicable, later source material.

Aware of the impossibility of asking a modern man to emulate the rigorous virtues and behavior of a long-dead society, yet convinced the overwhelming majority of men are desperate for major personal over-haul,  I have designed a program geared to the more modest scope and capabilities of today’s heterosexual man.

I am happily married, a fervent and devoted Good Partner."

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