Intellectual Apocalypse

Jeremiah & Matthew

United States, EnglishComedy

"As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest produced in greater numbers than the rest. A process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd it began to reward those who reproduced the most and left the intelligent to become an endangered species." ---Idiocracy

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Cheesecake truck
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Crap.
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Ten shows.
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Weeeeeee ow crap
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Bananas, in pajamas, are coming down the stairs...
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Quick tribute to Kurt Vonnegut Guys listening to Def Lepard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me" Mojito-flavored gum "debate" Jack Thompson is an assclown
Jeremiah & Matthew

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Quick tribute to Kurt Vonnegut"And if I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, "Kurt is up in Heaven now." That's my favorite joke." - Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007)Guys listening to Def Lepard's "Pour Some Sugar on... more
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Seriously, this shit tastes better warm.
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People who say their favorite book is the Bible. I can goddamn tell you my favorite reading isn't the Bill of Rights or the amendments. Just because you follow something doesn't mean you have to lie about how awesome it is written... more
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Child evangelists vs. freedom of speech, women are more likely to believe in the supernatural, people who believe in ghosts are idiots

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