HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 3.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 3.

An Executive Meeting at the Montreal Canadiens Headquarters (0:00).

In what could best be described as one of the worst invasions of privacy ever recorded, HvL has acquired exclusive, behind-the-scenes, flashback audio footage between Canadiens GM Marc Bergevin and head coach Claude Julien as they discuss their newest acquisition and saviour of Quebec hockey, Jonathan Drouin.

HvL Banter (2:10).

Kamal and Ari discuss the surrealism behind the Drouin signing, the irony in having George Parros as the newest NHL director of player safety, and why so-called "weasel enforcer" Leo Komarov is both the best and worst hockey player in the world.

LeafsFan rant (8:05).

Ari proceeds to gush endlessly about the Maple Leafs special teams and why their path to respectability includes a small, bronzed statue of Frederik Andersen next to Ted Rogers in front of the SkyDome.

HabsFan rant (9:37).

Kamal rants mercilessly at the Ottawa Senators for their controversial ticket purchasing methodology and why their weasel-like ways should be vilified in the media, discredited by the fans, and exposed on YouTube alongside "Rhino versus Hippo" videos.

Exclusive interview with Mike Stephens (@mikeystephens81) of Editor-in-Leaf and Crackin' Wise Pod (11:51).

We're mighty pleased to bring you a brilliant writer and contributor with FanSided, Mike Stephens from Editor-in-Leaf, as he joins us to talk about the upcoming rookie tournament, why Martin Marincin and Roman Polak keep him up at night, and how Toronto can improve itself by avoiding soul-sucking bridge contracts that result in your best defenseman leaving for Nashville and then all that remains are tears and empty beer bottles.